How One Sleep-Deprived Analyst in Georgia Briefly Terrified the Global Economy—and Lived to Tweet About It
In a world where reputations are minted faster than a TikTok dance and debunked even faster, the name Lanorris Sellers has begun to ping-pong across encrypted Telegram channels, polite think-tank Slack rooms, and the sort of airport lounges that smell faintly of truffle-oil desperation. To the average citizen of Earth—distracted as they are by inflation,…