Dodgers vs Mariners: How a Meaningless Spring Game Became the World’s Favorite Insomnia Cure
Dodgers vs Mariners: When the Pacific Becomes a Gladiator’s Moat By Our Bureau Chief for Existential Ballpark Studies, Tokyo The first pitch is still sixteen hours away, but the international dateline has already declared a winner: insomnia. From Manila to Madrid, insomniacs stream illegal feeds of an otherwise meaningless spring-training tilt because, well, the planet…