Global Jitters: How Sabrina Carpenter’s Dunkin’ Cup Became the New World Currency of Distraction
Sabrina Carpenter and the Dunkin’ Cup: The Last Straw That Broke International Order By Dave’s Foreign Affairs Desk (with caffeine shakes) VIENNA, AUSTRIA – In a world where the Doomsday Clock is perpetually stuck at 11:59:56 and diplomats treat sleep like a quaint hobby, the latest tremor in global stability came not from a ballistic…