Across the globe, the criminal defense lawyer is the last romantic still getting paid by the hour: a polyglot of panic, fluent in statutes, loopholes, and the universal dialect of “my client deeply regrets the misunderstanding.” From the neon-lit interrogation rooms of Tokyo to the crumbling colonial courthouses of Lagos, these legal mercenaries trudge through…
Elsbeth, the Legal Tourist: How One Prosecutor Became the World’s Favorite Foreign Correspondent By the time CBS shipped Elsbeth Tascioni—Chicago’s most flamboyantly unhinged defense lawyer—to New York under the guise of “monitoring police reform,” half the planet had already turned her into a meme. In Lagos, WhatsApp stickers show her tilting her head like a…
The Curious Diplomacy of Erin Andrews: How a Sideline Reporter Accidentally Became a Global Rorschach Test By Dave’s International Desk Paris—In a world where heads of state can’t reliably keep their Zoom cameras off, Erin Andrews has improbably become a one-woman foreign-exchange program. The American sportscaster—once best known for asking sweaty linebackers how they feel—now…
