Global Schadenfreude Derby: Man Utd v Leicester as Late-Stage Capitalism in 90 Minutes
MANCHESTER — Somewhere between the 17th replay of Marcus Rashford’s missed sitter and the 23rd VAR freeze-frame of a Leicester toenail in offside purgatory, the planet remembered that football is still the most efficient way to export existential dread. Manchester United versus Leicester City at Old Trafford wasn’t merely a mid-table squabble over the right…