Alexander Isak to Liverpool: A Transfer Saga for the End Times By our man in the cheap seats, watching civilisation burn one rumour at a time LIVERPOOL—In a world where sovereign-wealth funds treat football clubs like NFTs and the average fan’s weekly wage couldn’t cover a player’s hair-styling budget, Liverpool’s courtship of Alexander Isak feels…
Liverpool vs Everton: A 120-Year Grudge Match in a World on Fire By Diego “Seen Too Much” Morales, International Correspondent The Merseyside derby—Liverpool vs Everton, if you prefer the branding—is one of those quaint English customs that somehow still matters while the planet smolders. On Saturday, satellites will beam images of two sets of Scousers…
The Red Machine Reboots: Liverpool’s Champions League Squad as Global Metaphor By Our Man in Every Departure Lounge Liverpool, England – While the rest of the planet debates whether democracy is clinging to life support or merely on a smoke break, 25 men in matching tracksuits have quietly re-certified themselves as a planetary spectacle. Jürgen…
