Kaleb Johnson: The 42-Second Scandal That Proved the World Still Has a Pulse (and No Attention Span)
When the name “Kaleb Johnson” flashed across a thousand algorithmic feeds last Tuesday, the planet reacted with the collective shrug of a species that has learned to distrust virality. In Lagos, a crypto-trader mistook the trending hashtag for yet another memecoin. In Tallinn, a bored teenager scrolled past it while doom-looting on TikTok. Meanwhile, in…