NASA Discovers Life on Mars; Earth Immediately Argues Over Parking and Royalties
NASA Announces Life on Mars: Planet Earth Reacts Like a Kid Who Found Out Santa’s Real, Then Immediately Asks Who Gets the Mining Rights By the time the first tremor hit the Tokyo Stock Exchange, the rover’s panoramic selfie—complete with a polite, lichen-like organism waving what appeared to be a pseudopod—had already been memed into…