Global Villainy Inc.: How Avengers: Doomsday Became the World’s Unifying Existential Threat
The planet has, at long last, received the cosmic equivalent of a “save the date” card: Avengers: Doomsday is officially penciled in for May 2026. Naturally, the announcement did not arrive via diplomatic cable or UN press release, but via a carefully choreographed livestream from the Sanctum Sanctorum of Brand Synergy—Disney’s Investor Day—where Robert Downey…