# Marvel Rivals Patch Notes: The Superhero Showdown That’s Got the Internet Buzzing In the grand arena of online gaming, a new champion has emerged, and it’s not a hero or villain from the Marvel universe—it’s the Marvel Rivals patch notes. Yes, you read that right. The patch notes. The usually dry, technical documents that…
Marvel Rivals Season 4: The Planet-Wide Pacifier That Keeps Us From Inhaling Each Other By Our Correspondent, currently hiding in a neutral airport lounge Geneva—While the UN Security Council spent the week arguing over whose turn it is to veto sunlight, 42 million humans in 194 countries did something far more constructive: they logged on…
Marvel Rivals: When Super-Powers Collide in the Shadow of Real-World Chaos By Our Man in the Multiverse In the grand tradition of pitting gods against each other for our mild amusement, Marvel Entertainment has once again invited the planet to watch its costumed demigods punch each other through digital skyscrapers. Marvel Rivals—the freshly announced 6-v-6…
