Will Aaron Die in Emmerdale? The World Holds Its Breath While Real Wars Rage On
Yorkshire’s Dales, UNESCO’s newest candidate for “World Heritage Site of Passive-Aggressive Sheep,” has apparently decided to audition for a seat on the UN Security Council by threatening the life of one Aaron Dingle. The question ricocheting from Lagos living rooms to Tokyo bullet-train gossip circles is not whether the writers will pull the trigger, but…