**Melania Trump’s Big Reveal: Why the Internet Can’t Stop Talking About It** In a world where news cycles change faster than your TikTok “For You” page, Melania Trump has managed to grab the global spotlight with her latest announcement. The former First Lady of the United States has always been a figure of intrigue, but…
Melania’s Canary: How a Single Yellow Dress Became the Planet’s Rorschach Test By our correspondent in the departure lounge of history GENEVA—It began, as most twenty-first-century cataclysms do, with a photograph. There she stood, the former First Lady of the United States, wrapped in what Pantone would clinically label “Solar Power #FFD700,” waving from the…
Melania Trump’s London Look: When Fashion Diplomacy Meets the End of the World By Dave’s International Correspondent, still jet-lagged and mildly allergic to protocol London, Tuesday, 11:37 GMT. The rain paused just long enough for Mrs. Trump to descend the aircraft steps in a dove-gray Burberry trench so crisp it could have been pressed by…
Melania Trump Turns 54: A Slovenian-American Time Capsule the World Keeps Dusting Off By our man in Ljubljana, still recovering from airport coffee The planet’s most-watched former fashion model hits her fifty-fourth lap around the sun this week, a statistical blip that somehow triggers push-alerts from Manila to Montevideo. To ask “how old is Melania…
Melania Trump: The World’s Most Expensive Sphinx Finally Speaks—Sort Of By Dave’s Foreign Correspondent, currently self-medicating with Slovenian wine in an undisclosed Balkan café The global press corps collectively dropped its lukewarm espresso this week when Melania Trump—international woman of mystery, former catalogue sphinx, and current resident of a gilded Florida mausoleum—stepped back into the…
