# Meta AI: The Digital Mirrorball of Our Collective Consciousness Buckle up, folks, because we’re diving headfirst into the rabbit hole of “Meta AI” – the trending topic that’s got the internet buzzing like a hive of hyper-intelligent bees. If you’ve been living under a digital rock (or just haven’t scrolled through Twitter in the…
Mark Zuckerberg, the man who once promised to “move fast and break things,” has finally succeeded—mostly in breaking trust, attention spans, and the occasional democracy. From his glass-walled command center in Menlo Park, the 39-year-old emperor of the Meta empire surveys a world that has learned to love and loathe him in equal measure, a…
Facebook’s $725 Million Privacy Settlement: A Global “Oops, We Monetized Your Soul” Rebate By Our Correspondent, fresh from deleting cookies (the browser kind, alas the biscuit jar is still full) In the grand bazaar of geopolitics, where empires once traded spices and gunpowder, today’s hottest commodity is you—specifically, your taste in cat videos and your…
Mark Zuckerberg, the world’s most famous hoodie-wearing billionaire, has spent the last decade auditioning for the role of “global sovereign by accident.” From Nairobi to Naples, his creation—Facebook, now the overfed parent Meta—has become the de-facto public square, confession booth, and riot-inciter rolled into one blue-branded burrito. At Davos they still call him “Mr. Zuckerberg”…
Facebook’s Billion-Dollar “Oops” Reaches Every Corner of the Globe—Except, Predictably, Your Wallet By the time the sun rose over Silicon Valley, the legal settlement had already been translated into 43 languages, forwarded by 12 million WhatsApp aunts, and memed by teenagers from Lagos to Lahore who will never see a cent. Meta’s $725 million privacy-violation…
Facebook to Pay $725 Million to Settle a Privacy Suit, Proving Once Again That a Deal with the Devil Is Cheaper Than Therapy By Hugo van der Loon, International Correspondent When news broke that Meta—the artist formerly known as Facebook—will fork over $725 million to settle the long-running Cambridge Analytica privacy debacle, global reaction ranged…
