Meta’s $725M Privacy Payout: A Global Receipt for 15 Years of Oversharing
Facebook’s $725 Million Global Apology Coupon: One Click to Settle All Regrets By Our Correspondent, currently hiding the location data on his phone The press release hit inboxes at 3:14 a.m. GMT—because nothing says “we take privacy seriously” like a midnight confession. Meta, corporate parent of Facebook, Instagram, and humanity’s collective diary, has agreed to…