Miami Weather: The Planet’s Humid Omen Dressed in Neon
Miami Weather: The Planet’s Steam Room Where the Rich Come to Pretend It’s Still 1999 by Our Special Correspondent, currently hiding in an over-air-conditioned hotel lobby that smells faintly of piña colada and existential dread. There are cities where the weather is a footnote, and then there is Miami, where the weather writes editorials in…