How a Quarterback Named Gronowski Became the World’s Most Unlikely Geopolitical Inkblot
From the banks of the Des Moines to the boulevards of Brussels, the phrase “Gronowski Iowa” has become a sort of geopolitical Rorschach test: stare at it long enough and you’ll see whatever your particular hemisphere fears most—Midwestern moral panic, European regulatory smugness, or simply the slow-motion car crash we politely call “the 21st-century attention…