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Garnet Fire: The Global Inferno Nobody Ordered but Everyone’s Paying For By Our Man in Geneva, nursing his third espresso and a mild sense of existential dread GENEVA—At first glance, “garnet fire” sounds like the name of a boutique hot sauce marketed to people who own more than one bidet: artisanal, slightly menacing, and destined…