The Mets Schedule as World Order: 162 Games of Geopolitics, Jet Lag, and Existential Comedy
If you squint hard enough at the Mets schedule, you can almost see the contours of the modern world: a 162-game atlas where jet-lagged millionaires chase a white leather sphere across time zones like confused diplomats, while the rest of us wonder how we’re going to pay the rent. The 2024 slate drops the Amazin’s…