Global Heartbreak: How Ariana Grande’s New Boyfriend Became the World’s Favorite Distraction
Ariana Grande’s Boyfriend: A Geopolitical Dispatch from the Front Lines of Celebrity Romance By Dave’s Locker, International Affairs Desk PARIS—Somewhere between the 14th arrondissement’s latest oat-milk shortage and the slow-motion collapse of the transatlantic alliance, the planet has paused to ask: Who, precisely, is Ariana Grande currently dating? The question ricochets from TikTok bunkers in…