Kyle Walker’s Global Walk of Shame: How One Footballer Became the World’s Most Relatable Disaster
**The Trials of Kyle Walker: A Modern Tragedy in Four Acts (and Counting)** LONDON—In the grand theater of English football, where millionaires chase leather spheres for the entertainment of billions, few players have mastered the art of self-sabotage quite like Kyle Walker. The Manchester City defender’s recent escapades—from flashing in a Barcelona bar to allegedly…