Juventus vs Dortmund: How a Football Match Became the World’s Most Expensive Distraction From Reality
**When Juventus Met Dortmund: A Tale of Two Cities Trying to Forget Their Problems for 90 Minutes** The Champions League clash between Juventus and Borussia Dortmund isn’t just another football match—it’s a glorious distraction from the slow-motion car crash we call modern civilization. While Italians grapple with yet another government that will last approximately as…