**Morrissey Mania: Why the Mozzer’s Back in the Spotlight and Why We’re Here for It** Alright, gather ’round, internet denizens, because we’re about to dive into the latest whirlwind of nostalgia and controversy that is Morrissey. The man, the myth, the vegetarian icon has been trending globally, and we’re here to dissect why, because if…
Morrissey Takes His Misery on a World Tour: Global Gloom, Local Whining It’s official: the Pope of Mope has mapped his 2024 pilgrimage of pain. Steven Patrick Morrissey—still clinging to that single surname like a life raft of relevance—has announced a fresh itinerary that will drag his baritone lament from Mexico City to Manila, with…
Mozambique’s fisheries minister is weeping into her morning espresso. The yen just hit a 34-year low. Somewhere in Lagos a data-center hums loud enough to drown out the muezzin. And yet, on every continent, a certain strain of disaffected human is still pressing play on “How Soon Is Now?”—proof that even as the planet overheats,…
