Global Insomnia, Glitter, and Gluten-Free Fasting: How Navratri Took Over the World in Nine Nights
The planet is currently 8.3 billion souls deep and still counting, yet for nine consecutive nights every autumn roughly a fifth of them voluntarily surrender sleep, carbohydrates, and any remaining sense of irony. Welcome to Navratri— the festival that proves humanity can synchronize global insomnia without a single push-notification from Meta. Picture it: from the…