Week 2 NFL Power Rankings: Geopolitical Theater in Shoulder Pads
The NFL’s Week 2 Power Rankings have landed with all the geopolitical subtlety of a drone strike on a wedding: precise, devastating, and leaving onlookers wondering who exactly authorized this. While the planet frets over grain corridors and bond yields, 32 privately-owned entertainment platoons have realigned themselves on the Great American Mood Ring, and the…