From Philly to São Paulo: The Eagles’ 2025 Schedule as a Global Satire of Late-Stage Football
The Philadelphia Eagles’ 2025 fixture list dropped last week, and—because the NFL now behaves like a rogue hedge fund with shoulder pads—its tremors were felt well beyond the Delaware Valley. From a rain-soaked pub in Galway where the game is broadcast at 2:17 a.m. local time, to a Shanghai sports-bar chain that has started charging…
