Luke Altmyer, Global Commodity: How One Quarterback Became an Unlikely Export in the Age of NIL and Geopolitical Theater
In the grand, slightly mildewed tapestry of global affairs—where wars, coups, and TikTok dances vie for headline space—one particular thread has emerged from the American heartland with all the subtlety of a brass band at a funeral: Luke Altmyer, the 21-year-old quarterback who has improbably become an exportable commodity. To the uninitiated, Altmyer is merely…