Donny Osmond: The Last Empire’s Accidental Soundtrack—and Why the World Still Hums Along
OSMOND IN THE TIME OF CHOLERA (AND TIKTOK) From the Diplomatic Lounge of Dave’s Locker, somewhere above the 38th parallel The name Donny Osmond still triggers Pavlovian flashbacks in three distinct planetary zones. In Manila karaoke bars, “Puppy Love” is the go-to apology ballad for husbands who forgot their anniversaries—nothing says contrition like a falsetto…