Rays vs Cubs: The World Series the Planet Didn’t Know It Needed (and Still Might Not)
Tampa Bay Rays versus Chicago Cubs: a pairing that sounds less like a playoff preview and more like an eco-tourism brochure gone rogue. Somewhere an endangered Florida manta glides past the ivy-strewn bricks of Wrigley, wondering why its name is being invoked in a contest featuring grown men chewing sunflower seeds at industrial scale. Yet…