From Tonga to Touchdowns: How BYU’s 2024 Roster Became a Geopolitical Jell-O Salad
Provo, Utah – Somewhere between the Book of Mormon and TikTok, the 2024 BYU football roster has quietly become a geopolitical curiosity. To the average European sipping an espresso and pretending to care about American sports, the Cougars sound like a minor-league zoo exhibit. Yet this year’s roster—equal parts Tongan linemen, Samoan linebackers, and Utah-born…
