Peter Crouch: The 6’7″ Global Mascot Now Selling Existential Relief by the Pixel
Peter Crouch, the 6-foot-7 walking telegraph pole who once admitted his main talent was “being tall in the right place,” has now been officially rubber-stamped as the global mascot of existential dread. Well, technically he’s the “official mascot” of the 2024–25 UEFA Nations League, but after three viral tweets, two Chinese memes involving inflatable giraffes,…