Sepp Straka: The Austrian Accountant Quietly Auditing Global Golf’s Balance Sheet
VIENNA—Somewhere between the Alps and the Danube, a mild-mannered Austrian with the alliterative punchline of a name—Sepp Straka—has quietly become the polite face of late-stage capitalism’s favorite pastime: professional golf. That’s right, the same sport once reserved for retired colonels and hedge-fund escapees now moonlights as a geopolitical chessboard, and Straka, bless his efficient, Viennese…