Global Heartbeat Slowdown: How Beta Blockers Became the World’s Shared Chill Pill
Beta Blockers: The World’s Favorite Chill Pill, Now Available at a Panic Near You Stockholm, Paris, Mumbai—wherever you look, the planet’s pulse is thumping like a techno track on 1.5× speed. Enter beta blockers, those little pastel tablets that whisper “shhh” to the sympathetic nervous system and let overstressed humans pretend they’re not three missed…