Global Kneecap Report: How a Tiny Bone Became the World’s Most Diplomatic Target
The Humble Kneecap: A Cartilaginous UN Security Council By Santiago Vargas, Senior Cynic-at-Large Dateline: Geneva, 03:14 a.m.—because nothing good ever happens in the small hours, unless you count clandestine organ sales or the latest IMF bailout package. I’m staring at an X-ray pinned to a trauma ward lightbox: a perfectly exploded patella, courtesy of a…