From Ann Arbor to Ankara: How Alex Orji Became the World’s Favorite Distraction
In the grand, ever-spinning kaleidoscope of American college football—a pastime so provincial that Europeans mistake it for rugby with shoulder pads—one Alex Orji has emerged as the latest proof that the planet’s remaining superpower still believes salvation can be found between the hash marks. The Michigan quarterback’s spring-game pyrotechnics (two passing touchdowns, one electrifying scramble,…