Bowling Green vs Louisville: How America’s Most Parochial Rivalry Proves Humans Prefer Cosplay Warfare to Real Conflict
**Bowling Green vs Louisville: A Quaint American Spat the World Can Safely Ignore** In the grand tapestry of global conflict—where nuclear powers play chicken in the Taiwan Strait and climate change turns entire nations into aquariums—it’s almost refreshing to witness a dispute so parochial it could fit in a bourbon bottle. The latest installment of…