Costco Stock Hits Record High as World Votes for Bulk-Bought Stability Over Democracy
Costco’s Share Price Is Up: A Global Ode to Bulk-Bought Existential Dread By Your Correspondent Who Once Shared a 48-Pack of Instant Noodles with a UN Peacekeeping Unit in 2003 In the grand geopolitical theatre—where nations fling tariffs like confetti and central bankers practice interpretive dance with interest rates—Costco Wholesale Corporation has quietly become the…
