Franco Mastantuono: How a 16-Year-Old Just Rebooted Global Football’s Hype Machine
Franco Mastantuono: The 16-Year-Old Who Just Made Grown Men Cry into Their Overpriced Beer Buenos Aires, Wednesday, 2:14 a.m.—while half the planet doom-scrolled another geopolitical meltdown, a child still legally required to attend math class nutmegged a 31-year-old Brazilian defender and sent River Plate’s Monumental into the sort of collective delirium usually reserved for currency…