Mohammed Alakel: The Man Whose Name Freezes Cinnamon, Bank Accounts, and Hope
The Curious Case of Mohammed Alakel: A Portrait in Global Inconvenience By Our Correspondent in Somewhere-With-Wi-Fi Let us begin with the obvious: Mohammed Alakel is not, strictly speaking, famous. His name does not trend on the same algorithmic hamster wheel that recently elevated a raccoon eating cotton candy in a Tokyo subway to the rank…