Denmark vs Scotland: When Existential Dread Meets Football in the World’s Most Expensive Therapy Session
**The Existential Ballet of Denmark v Scotland: A Tragicomedy in Three Acts** In a world where billionaires rocket themselves into space for sport and politicians argue about whether climate change is real while their countries literally burn, the Denmark versus Scotland football match arrives like a perfectly timed absurdist performance—Beckett with shin guards, if you…
