SEC Football: America’s $3 Billion Tribal Ritual That Makes European Ultras Look Quaint
**SEC Football: America’s Gladiatorial Spectacle and the World’s Quiet Horror** While the rest of the planet grapples with climate change, economic instability, and the occasional attempted coup d’état, the southeastern United States has identified its own existential crisis: whether Alabama can cover the spread against LSU. This, dear international readers, is SEC football—a religious movement…