Repechaje Mundial 2026: How FIFA Turned Global Failure Into Prime-Time Entertainment
The Repechaje Mundial 2026: A Global Consolation Derby Where Second Chances Meet First-World Guilt By A. Nonymous, Senior Cynic-at-Large, Dave’s Locker MONTREAL—Across five time zones and innumerable WhatsApp family groups, the planet is currently obsessing over the 2026 World Cup “Repechaje Mundial,” FIFA’s freshly minted second-chance tournament for teams that proved, in diplomatic parlance, “not…