Selena Gomez’s Weight Loss Sparks Global Existential Crisis—And Other Tales of Modern Anxiety
Selena Gomez’s Waistline Shrinkage: A New Chapter in the Great Global Panic About Women’s Bodies by Matteo Vargas, International Desk Paris—Somewhere between the collapse of the Sahel, the re-routing of the world’s grain through Russian artillery lanes, and Elon Musk’s latest plan to monetise the concept of Tuesday, humanity has paused to ask the truly…