Ohtani’s $700M Miracle: How One Baseball Superstar Became the World’s Most Expensive Anxiety Blanket
Shohei Ohtani and the Global Gladiator Circus By our man in the cheap seats, somewhere between Narita and Chavez Ravine The planet’s most profitable form of organized anxiety—Major League Baseball—has finally found its messiah, and wouldn’t you know it, he speaks perfect Japanese, swings like Babe Ruth, and pitches like someone who’s read the collective…