Cade Stover: The Ohio Linebacker Accidentally Steering Global Geopolitics
Cade Stover: The Linebacker Who Could Stop a Trade War—But Probably Won’t By Dave’s International Bureau of Mild Disillusionment In the grand theater of global affairs—where nuclear submarines prowl, TikTok negotiates sovereignty, and the Euro flirts with parity like a drunk tourist in Mykonos—one Ohio State linebacker has emerged as an unlikely barometer of our…