Life on Mars, Sponsored by Late-Stage Capitalism: A Global Guide to Off-World Gentrification
The Red Planet’s Newest Roommates: Earth’s Bureaucrats, Billionaires, and Bored Teenagers By Dave’s Locker Foreign Desk Cape Canaveral—In the latest episode of “Planet Earth: The Spin-Off Nobody Asked For,” NASA has unveiled a 30-page “Mars Surface Habitability Framework” that reads like a condo association’s welcome packet, only with more radiation warnings and fewer parking spaces….