When the Sky Blinks: How a 37-Minute Starlink Outage Gave Earth a Mild Existential Crisis
Starlink Goes Dark: A Global Panic in 280 Characters or Less By Diego “Still Buffering” Morales, Senior Orbital Correspondent Wednesday, 06:14 UTC—Somewhere above the Indian Ocean, 4,198 toaster-sized satellites decided to take an unscheduled coffee break. Down on Earth, the fallout was immediate and, frankly, theatrical. In the Siberian science city of Akademgorodok, a PhD…