**Scholes’ Reboot: Why the World is Losing Its Mind Over a Retired Footballer** Alright, folks, gather ’round. We need to talk about Paul Scholes. No, not the *new* Paul Scholes—though, let’s be honest, that’s a whole other can of worms we might need to open later. I’m talking about the *original* Paul Scholes, the one…
### Diego Forlán: The Ageless Wonder Making Waves in Global Football If you’ve been on the internet recently, you might have stumbled upon the name Diego Forlán trending globally. But why, you ask? Is it because he’s suddenly started posting TikTok dance videos? Or perhaps he’s launched a surprise NFT collection? Nope, it’s something even…
Rudi Johnson and the Curious Case of the Universal Backup Plan By Our Man in Transit Lounges Everywhere PARIS—Somewhere between the croissant crumbs at CDG and the lukewarm espresso in Istanbul, I found myself staring at a headline that could only belong to our magnificently deranged century: “Rudi Johnson signs with the Montreal Alouettes.” It…
