Global Order Shaken—Stacey Solomon Wins NTA, Earth Barely Notices
**The Earth Tilts Slightly Off-Axis as Stacey Solomon Wins an NTA, Confusing Continents Everywhere** By the time the news pinged across fiber-optic cables from London’s O2 Arena to Lagos, Lima, and Laos, the planet’s collective response could be summarised in one elegant, multilingual shrug: “Who, exactly, is Stacey Solomon—and why does her shiny new National…