From the Airwaves of Acapulco to the Algorithms of Abu Dhabi Alexis Ayala, the Telenovela Everyman Who Outsmarted the Streaming Wars By the time the espresso machines in Madrid’s Malasaña district finish their morning hiss, the name Alexis Ayala has already ping-ponged through WhatsApp groups in Manila, trended on TikTok in Istanbul, and been auto-subtitled…
The Boys Season 5: A Mirror Held Up to a World Already Smirking at Itself By Diego “Black-Mirror-on-a-Budget” Valenzuela It’s fitting that Amazon’s blood-spattered satire returns just as the planet’s real superheroes—central bankers, tech oligarchs, and whichever oil prince bought another Premier League club—finish their annual dress rehearsal for moral bankruptcy. Season 5 of The…
Storm vs Aces: A Global Fever Dream Where Everyone Loses the Jackpot By the time the final buzzer sounded in Sydney, Manila, and Seattle—three cities whose only previous overlap was mutual confusion over daylight saving—the world had already decided who had won. Spoiler: it wasn’t the players, the fans, or the poor baristas who had…
The Year the Planet Decided Zac Efron Was a Geopolitical Asset By Dave’s Foreign Desk, filing from four time-zones and a suspiciously warm December It began, as most 21st-century absurdities do, on a group chat. Somewhere between a grainy paparazzi shot of Zac Efron hugging a solar panel in Namibia and an AI-generated deepfake of…
**The Mouse That Streams: Disney+ and the Global Colonization of Eyeballs** While the world burns through its remaining fossil fuels and democratic institutions, 164 million households across six continents have found something far more pressing to worry about: whether they can stream *Moana* in 4K. Disney+, the entertainment giant’s three-year-old streaming service, has become the…
The Curious Case of Kaitlin Olson: How a Philadelphia-Trained Clown Became the Last Reliable Export the United States Still Makes Dateline: Anywhere with Wi-Fi and a streaming account You know the world is on fire when a 48-year-old American comic actress becomes the closest thing we have to globally trusted currency. While Silicon Valley titans…
Babylon, Damien Chazelle’s 189-minute carnival of cocaine, elephant dung, and jazz trumpets, arrived in 2022 like a glitter-flecked hangover: loud, expensive, and somehow both shameless and ashamed of itself. The film’s $80-million fever dream about 1920s Hollywood excess was marketed as “international event cinema.” In truth, it is a perfect allegory for the global film…
The question “What channel is the Champions League on?” sounds innocent enough—like asking where one might find a decent cup of coffee in a new city. Yet behind that query lies the entire architecture of 21st-century soft power, geopolitical sausage-making, and the quiet surrender of human attention to whichever media conglomerate has shoveled the most…
Shawn Levy: The Canadian Export Who Conquered Hollywood While the World Burned By our correspondent, filing from a hotel bar where the mini-bar charges more than most people’s monthly rent It is, perhaps, the most Canadian invasion in history: quiet, polite, and carried out under the polite fiction that it’s merely “cross-border collaboration.” Yet the…
Danny Ramirez and the Strange Global Afterlife of a Sidekick By Our Man in the Multiplex, filing from somewhere between the popcorn fumes of Los Angeles and the tear-gas haze of a streaming boardroom In the grand geopolitical arena—where microchips are national security, water rights trigger trade wars, and a misplaced emoji can sink a…
The Summer I Turned Pretty Ends, the World Keeps Spinning (Barely) By the time the final beach sunset faded to black on Prime Video last Friday, three things were already certain: Conrad had chosen his girl, the fish-market economy of fictional Cousins Beach would survive another season of hormonal chaos, and somewhere in Sri Lanka…
Gen V Season 2 Release Time: A Global Countdown for the Morally Flexible By Dave’s International Desk, filed at 03:17 GMT from somewhere with suspiciously fast Wi-Fi The planet’s collective id has once again synchronized its watch. In twelve time zones, from the frost-bitten sanity of Oslo to the humidity-soaked delirium of Jakarta, humans are…
