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Freddie Freeman’s Global Groundout: How One First Baseman Swings the World Economy
ByDaveslocker 10 September 2025

Freddie Freeman and the Geopolitics of First Base By Our Man in the Dugout, currently exiled to a Marriott in Singapore where the mini-bar charges more than the GDP of Tuvalu. The planet reels from inflation, drought, and the creeping suspicion that every push-notification is a ransom note for our attention. Meanwhile, Freddie Freeman—first baseman,…

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Analysis | International

One Decimal Point to Rule Them All: How Max Johnston’s Typo Sparked the Global Chickpea Meltdown
ByDaveslocker 8 September 2025

Max Johnston: The Mid-Level Bureaucrat Who Accidentally Shook the World By “P. W. Blister,” Senior Correspondent, Dave’s Locker Global Desk VIENNA—At first glance, Max Johnston looks like the kind of man airports were built to ignore: mid-forties, off-the-rack suit the color of yesterday’s oatmeal, boarding pass perpetually creased in the exact same place. His passport—issued…

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